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Now that I am now the proud owner of my own intertubes - www.jasonevans.net - I've decided to migrate my entries from LiveJournal to here. Anything before September 20, 2008 may contain LJ references including users there. Going forward, you may see the same entry on both sites. Thanks for stopping by!

Happy Blue Moon

Posted in: Uncategorized by admin on May 31, 2007

Happy Blue Moon to my west coast brothers, sisters and friends.  Those on the east coast, you don't have a blue moon because it's officially June 1 for you.

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Do Unto Others…

Posted in: Uncategorized by admin on May 15, 2007

I will give Jerry Falwell the same honor in his dying that he would give me in my death…

I'm relieved that he is dead.  He was a disgusting pustule of a human being, a skidmark on humanity that could never be washed away by any means other than death.  He vacated every principle that he “believed” in order to become wealthy and powerful.  In the end, he died alone in his office sanctuary at his precious university.

Tinky Winky will be the featured speaker at his eulogy.

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Fool's meme

Posted in: Uncategorized by admin on May 4, 2007

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 I'm hooked on the Feast of Fools podcast.  So, via

and his eternally busy mind, I thought I'd answer a meme he created:

1)      What’s your favorite Food?  My mom's lasagna

2)      Favorite Color?  Deep cobalt blue

3)      Describe yourself as a fancy shade of paint?  Iridescence undecided

4)      When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?  A Lawyer

5)      A pet as a kid and it’s name?  She was a mutt, named Muffin.

6)      What’s the biggest misconception people have about you?  That I perceive myself as better than everyone else

7)      What’s your best feature of your body?  My smile

8)       What turns you on?  Knowing what you want, what I want, and how we can mutually satisfy each other.

9)      If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?  My curved spine

10)  What’s one of the best things that happened to you recently?  I became a college student

11)  What’s one of the worst things to happen to you recently?  I became a college student

12)  What should people be investing in?  communications and/or information technology

13)  What would you like to see Oprah doing in 5 years?  Secretary of State for the U.S. of A.

14)  If you could travel back in time and meet anyone, who would it be?  Joseph and Mary…and I'd prevent them from having sex…

15)  What makes you mad?  Christian jihadism

16)  If your vagina wrote it’s own monologue, what would it say? (even if you don’t have one)  This slot only accepts dollar coins.

17)  What are you obsessed with?  Proving the “right” wrong

18)  What musical instruments do you play if any?  Trombone, Piano

19)  What’s for dinner?  Variations on pasta, white wine and ginger lemon cookies

20)  What happens when we die?  We cease to live in the human body.

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